A Momentary Vision Of The End Of The World As Seen Through The Eyes Of A Suburban Housewife

Tom: C
C Em G
Dogs and cats are speaking
C
Portuguese
Em G
and the pipes are leaking
C Em G
piles and piles of laundry
C Em
and credit cards all expire
G
what timing
F
and all of the garage doors open
C ( C7 )
in perfect synchronicity
F
and all of the washers and driers
C G
take on personalities of you and me
Fm C
you and me
F C G C
la la la, lala la la la, lala la la la
(C Em G x2)
C Em G
She's frantically writing
C Em G
thank you cards for her friends and family
C Em G
people line the curb smiling
C Em G
all shaking hands and saying their goodbye's
F
and all of the mailboxes here
C ( C7 )
are full to capacity
F
everyone's license to drive
C
expires eventually
G
so do we
Fm C
so do we
F C G C C7
la la la, lala la la la, lala la la la, lala la la la x a lot