A Nonsense Christmas

[Pré-Refrão]
C7M B7
Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
Em G
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe"
C7M B7
And I don't want Santa's elves (Don't want), underneath this ol' tree
(Tree)
Em G
Here's a lil' carol I wrote (Yeah), it's about you and me
C7M
You're my wish list (Wish list)
B7 Em
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas)
D G C7M
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (Kissin')
B7
And when you're comin' down the chimney
Em G
Oh, it feels so good
C7M
I need a Charles Dickens (No, oh)
B7 Em
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs.)
G
I'll take you for a ride
C7M
I'll be your vixen
B7 Em
I don't even know I'm talkin' (Oh-oh-oh), christmas
G
I'm talkin' (Talkin'), i'm talkin', i'm talkin'
C7M B7 Em
I'm talkin' (He-he-he), i'm talkin' (Na-na-na), i'm talkin'
(Blah-blah, blah-blah)
G C7M
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)
B7 Em
I'm talkin' chestnuts (Talkin', he-he-he)
G C7M
I'm talkin', I'm talkin'
B7 Em
Look at all those presents, that's a big sack
D G C7M
Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap
B7 Em
Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Christ-smash"
D G C7M
How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast
B7 Em
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) (Ohh)