A Simple Desultory Philippic

Tom : D
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(intro) (intro riff x2)
(verse 1)
D
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I been norman mailered, maxwell taylored.
D
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I been john o'hara'd, mcnamara'd.
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I been rolling stoned and beatled 'til i'm blind.
D
I been ayn randed, nearly branded
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Communist, 'cause i'm left-handed.
A D (bar7)
That's the hand i use, well, never mind!
(verse 2) (as before)
i been phil spectored, resurrected.
i been lou adlered, barry sadlered.
well, i paid all the dues i want to pay.
and i learned the truth from lenny bruce,
and all my wealth won't buy me health,
so i smoke a pint of tea a day.
(interlude)
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i knew a man, his brain was so small,
A
He couldn't think of nothing at all.
D
He's not the same as you and me.
G
He doesn't dig poetry.
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He's so unhip that when you say dylan,
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He thinks you're talking about dylan thomas,
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Whoever he was.
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The man ain't got no culture,
But it's alright, ma, everybody must get stoned.
(verse 3) (as before)
i been mick jaggered, silver daggered.
andy warhol, won't you please come home?
i been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled,
been roy haleed and art garfunkeled.
i just discovered somebody's tapped my phone.
(ending) (repeat intro riff to fade)