Apocalyptic Crush

Tom : Ab
Ab
Yeah you must think you're funny
Fm7
Calling him at 10 o'clock
You think he thinks you're pretty
I can guarantee he does not
Ab
I know you see me
Fm7
Do you think that you can win this game?
Ab
Yeah you must think you're so attractive
Fm7
When you're playing dumb
The only thing you're showing him
Ab
Is how desperate you've become
I hope you trip over the boundaries
Fm7
That you step right over
Db
But go ahead and shoot your shot
Eb
Baby let me know how it goes
Db Eb
Know him better than you thought
And I think you should know
Ab
You're his apocalyptic crush
Fm7
He'd like you only if there was
Db
No one left on Earth
Eb
Babe I'm sorry if that hurts
Ab
But he's mine until then
Ab
You're his apocalyptic crush
Fm7
If we all died you'd be the one
Db
Who'd get to kiss him in the ashes
Eb
So hey, what are the chances
Db
For a World War 3?
Eb
'Cause he's never gonna like you
Ab
Like he likes me