Apples And Oranges

Tom : G
( G *, A , C , D )
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Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket, feeling
A
Good at the top, shopping in sharp shoes,
G E A
Walking in the sunshine town feeling very cool
D Eb
But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores getting
E A
Everything she wants from the supermarket store (more more more)
G C G C
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges
G E A
Cornering meekly she trips up sweetly to meet the people,
G E A
She's on time again -- and then
D Eb
I catch her by the eye, then I stop and have to think,
E A
"What a funny thing to do 'cos I'm feeling very pink" (pink pink pink)
G C G C
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges
C C
I love she, she loves me
F#m Eb D G
See you, see you, see you...
G
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges [falsetto voice]
( G ... G9 , D )
G E
Thought you might like to know
A G E A
I'm the lorry driver man, she's on the run
D Eb E
Down by the river side feeding sucks by the
A
Afternoon tide (quack quack quack)
G C G C
Apples and oranges, apples and oranges
C
Doo da duh duh duh duh duh... [etc]

[Guitar feedback]
(Playful senseless mutter)
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