As Country As She Gets

Tom : D
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She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck
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She says it's always muddy and it rides so rough
Em G D G
And there ain't no graceful way to climb up in a dress
Em A D
Yeah I'm about as country as she gets
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I might get her on the lake to fish with me
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If the water's smooth and the sky is blue with a nice cool breeze
Em G D G
But anything we catch I'll have to clean myself
Em A D
Cause I'm about as country as she gets
G D
She'll slip off a pair of heels
G D
Walk barefoot across the field
G D/A A
Climb up on the fence just to be near me
Em G D G
Sometimes I think that horse still scares her half to death
Em A D
Yeah I'm about as country as she gets
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She likes being within spending distance of a mall
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Havin' enough bars to make a cell phone call
Em G D G
Put her in a crowd and she's right in her element
Em A D
Yeah I'm about as country as she gets
G D
She'll slip out on the porch sometimes
G D
When that sun's low in the sky
G D/A A
Pull up a rocking chair just to be with me
Em G D G
Until that first big junebug buzzes by her head
Em A D
You see I'm about as country as she gets
Em A D
Yeah I'm about as country as she gets
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She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck