Bad Breath

Tom : D
D G D A D

[Verse 1]
D
Don't ever complain about nothin'
A
Before we can walk we all gotta crawl
D G
Halitosis is a word I never could spell
D A D
But bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Verse 2]
D
It's okay to say "Hello" to me
A
But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall
D G
And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall
D A D
'Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Chorus]
G D A D
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
G D A
I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
G D A D
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
D A D
That bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Solo]
D A D G D A D

[Verse 3]
D
I been talkin' to the man in the mirror
A
And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol
D G
But it's better I guess than starvin' to death
D A D
And bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Chorus]