Blame The Viking

Tom : Dm
F A F D F A
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F A
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!

[Verse 1]
F
Who left the water running?
C
Why are there no ice cubes?
Dm
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
Bb
From the middle of the tube?
F
Who opened up the mail
C
Left it in disarray?
Dm
Who left the car in neutral
Bb
Before it rolled away?

[Pre-Chorus]
F C
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Dm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Bb
Must not be to your liking
F C
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Dm Bb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
C
That he's ashamed

[Verse]
F C
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
Dm Bb
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
F C
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
Dm Bb
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?

[Pre-Chorus]
F C
And you blame me and I blame the Viking

[Chorus]
Bb F
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Bb F C C
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Bb F
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Bb F
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Dm C
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
F A F D F A
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F A
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!

[Verse 3]
F
Who never cleans their dishes?
C
Who left the oven on?
Dm Bb
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
F C
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
Dm Bb
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?

[Pre-Chorus]
F C
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking

[Chorus]
Bb F
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!

[Verse 4 2x]
Bb F
And they don't drink beer from skulls
Bb F
And they never worn horned hats
Bb F
And if I don't know a Viking personally
C
Then you tell me:
F A
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
F D
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)

[Chorus]
Bb F
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Bb F C C
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Bb F
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Bb F
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Dm C
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!