Christmas Is A Pain In The Arse

Tom : G
G D7 G C D D7
Silent night, holy night, No..........
G C
Granny breaking wind under the mistletoe
D G
Getting cards from people that you don't really know
Em Am
One look at auntie makes you wanna throw
D
It's not good you know, not good you know.
G C
Eat so much food you can't see your feet
D G
Seeing all the relatives you don't wanna meet
Em Am
Lose a Christmas game so you have to cheat
D
It's not good you know, not good you know,
D7
It's not good you know, woh.

[Refrão]
A D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E A
I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
D
Christmas is a pain in the arse

[Próxima Parte]
E E7
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
G C
The decorations go up in October now
D G
For twelve days of Christmas all we do is row
Em Am
I'm off next year to see Chairman Mao
D
I'm not coming back, I'm not coming back.
G C
Yellow brick road is always on the box
D G
No Ferrari; twenty pairs of socks
Em Am
It's no fun so I just drink lots
D D7
Lots and lots, lots and lots, lots and lots.

[Refrão] (repetir)
[Próxima Parte]
E E7
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.

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[Próxima Parte]
E E7 A
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain: Christmas!