Contagious

Tom : Em
Em   Bm   C   Em   Bm   C

[Verse 1]
Em Bm
It's 2 A.M. I'm just getting in about to check my message
C
No one has called but my homies and some bill collectors
Em Bm C
Cellular rings, somebody wants to borrow money
C Bm
I two-way her she don't hit me back something is funny
Em Bm
So I called her mother's house and asked her has she seen my baby
C
Roll my six around looking for that missing lady
Em Bm
Got back in turned the TV on and caught the news
C Bm
Then I put my hand on my head cause I'm so confused
Am
And then I turned the TV down
Em
Cause I thought I heard a squeaky sound
Am
Somethings going on upstairs
Em
And I know nobody else lives here

[Pre-chorus]
Em Bm Em Am Em
"bump bump bump" as I get closer to the stairways all I hear
C G/B Am D
And then I hear my baby's voice in my ear screaming out

[Chorus]
Em Bm C
You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got
C
(and then a man said)
Em Bm C
Sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild
C
(And I just can't believe this shit)

[Verse 2]
Em Bm
I ran downstairs looked in the closet looking for that ooo
C
Said a prayer cause only God knows what I'm gonna do
Em Bm
What I saw was enough to drive a Preacher wild
C
I'm in the hall contemplating "not in my own damn house"

[Pre-chorus]
Em Bm Em Am Em
"bump bump bump" as I get closer to the stairways all I hear
C G/B Am D
And then I hear my baby's voice in my ear screaming out
Em Bm Em
"bump bump bump"

[Bridge]
Em Bm
Ron: What the hell is going on between the sheets in my home?
C
Chante: Baby wait let me explain before you start to point your cane
Em
Ron: Girl, I'm about to have a fit
Bm
R. Kelly: "Oh it's about to be some shit!"
C
How did I get in to this? Should have never came home with this b*tch!
Em Bm
Ron: Low down dirty woman, back to where you come from
C
Chante: "but baby wait"
C
Ron: "But wait", my ass
C
Hit the streets your ass is grass!
Em
R. Kelly: Now, Mister Biggs, before you're done--
Bm
Ron: "Wait how you know my name son?"
C
Chante: "Honey wait I was gonna tell you"
C
Ron: "Move this cat looks real familiar"
Em Am Em
Hmmm?!?! Now don't I know you from somewhere a long time ago?
Am Em
R. Kelly: No, no, I don't think so
Am Em
Ron: Yeah, yeah, I feel I know you brother very well
Em
R. Kelly: No, no, you're mistaking me for somebody else
Am
Chante: Frank!
Em Am
Ron: SHUT UP! Can't you see two men are talking?
Em
Chante: But--
Em G
Ron: Thought I told your ass to get to walking!
Am G/B Am7 D
Now I think you all better leave this place
D
Cause I'm about to catch a case

[Chorus 2x]
Em Bm C
You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got
Em Bm C
Sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild