Crazy Women

Tom : G
G
Who'd-a guessed that Aqua Net
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
C
No, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired of wondering if he was coming home
G
So she drove around, she found his car
They heard the boom from in the bar
C
He called the cops, she called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

[Chorus]
G
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
C G
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
D C
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
G D G
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

[Verse 2]
G
He told his friends she was depressed
Borderline bipolar, witch with PMS
C
Well, he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
N.C.
He don't know why they always seem to pick him

[Chorus]
[Bridge]
D
Some take a pistol, some take an axe
And boy, if you feel the fire, you better bet she's got a match
G
It might be the teacher just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet
C
No, you won't see it when you meet 'em
So be careful how you treat 'em
N.C.
She might look just like me

[Chorus]
G
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
C G
Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're pushed off the deep end
D C
Oh yea, God forgive us, even though some were born like this
G D
God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy
G D G
Crazy women are made by crazy men