Do You Want Fries With That

Tom:
D
I thought that was your voice,
and I thought that was my car.
No we ain?t never met before,
but I know who you are.
         G
You?re livin? in my house,
and I?m livin? in a tent.
D
Don?t laugh this second job of mine
is payin? both our rents.
         A
You?re out here buyin? happy meals
and I?m eatin? rice and pintos.
G
If you so much as crack a smile man
A
I?ll come through this here window.

[Chorus]
         G
Man you took my wife,
and you took my kids
         D
And you took that life
that I used to live.
A
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools,
my dreams, the dog, the cat
G
Yeah I think that?s everything.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot
A                          D
Do you want fries with that.

[Verse]
D
Yeah your ketchup?s in the bag,
and her check is in the mail.
Now I hope your chicken?s raw inside,
and I hope your bun is stale.
         G
Now I?m supposed to tell you please come back,
but how ?bout this instead
              D
I hope you both choke on a pickle,
man that would tickle me to death.
A
I don?t know what you?re waitin? on.
You?re holdin? up the line.
G
No you ain?t got no change comin? back.
A
Are you out of your mind.

[Chorus]
         G
Man you took my wife,
and you took my kids
         D
And you took that life