Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn

Tom : G
C D G

[Verse 1]
[Refrão]
C
Have you seen my sister Evelyn?
D
Dang she’s gone and wandered off again.
G
I’ve been looking high and low,
C G
Where oh where’d my sister go?

[Próxima Parte]
C
She’s been known to spend some time,
D
With a sailor friend of mine.
G
I called him up and what’d he say?
C
“I ain’t seen that girl today.”

[Chorus]
C
So if you see my sister Evelyn,
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again.
G C
Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?

[Verse 2]
G
Is she with the doctor or the plumber, or the dentist or the handyman?
C
Did she go to India or Africa, or Wichita or Pakistan?
G
Did she go and join the Navy, or go completely crazy,
C D
Or is she playing a trick on me?
G
Did she run off with the barber, the professor, or the banker, or the clergyman?
C
Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu, or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan?
G
She learning how to do-do, the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
C D
Oh golly where could that girl be?

[Solo]
C D G C

[Verse 3]
[Refrão] (repetir)
[Próxima Parte]
C
She’s been known to jump a train,
D
With a gal we know from down the lane.
G
I looked her up and wha’d she say?
C
“I ain’t seen that girl in days.”

[Chorus]
C
So if you see my sister Evelyn,
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again.
G C
Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?

[Verse 4]
G
Is my floozy sister with the doctor, or the drummer, or the dentist or the handyman?
C
Did that ho bag quit her job and run off with that dick head Mike to India Guantanamo or Panama
or Disneyland?
G
Is she studying Kabbalah? Did she win a million dollars?
C D
Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere?

[Outro]
C
So if you see my sister Evelyn,
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again.
G
Where oh where, where oh where, where oh where, where oh where, where oh where’d my sister
C
Evelyn go?