Hedley Verityesque

[Refrão]
 Dm Am Dm Am
Brakes fail in the rain down memory lane
 Dm E
Come re-live my paper round with me.

[Próxima Parte]
 A D E A
And I don't see any more, I don't see any more pent up Alsatians
 D
They used to wait by the door
 E
And say 'It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
 A D E A
And I don't want any more, I don't want any more stark German film noirs
 D
And I could well do without
 E C Am C Am
The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters.
 Dm Am Dm Am
You were in my hall, now you're on my wall
Dm
E A D E A , D E
Peter Sarstedt, Mister Irony - get in the hole.
 C Am
In some warm lagoon, in some warm lagoon
 C Am
I'll be with Ayshea soon, be with Ayshea soon

[Refrão] (repetir)
[Próxima Parte]
 A D E A
And I don't see any more, I don't see any more big mad Alsatians
 D
They used to wait by the door
 E
And sing 'It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
 A D E A
And I don't need any more, I don't need any more stark German film noirs
 D
And I could well do without
 E
The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters
When all of the audience try to convince themselves
That what they're doing is silly but acceptable
 E7 A
And the only thing I can say is 'Oh Kip Keino'.