I Want To Know What Day It Is

Tom : Em
Em

[Verse 1]
Em D G
I have no concept of time
C Em
Is it May or October?
Em D G
I took the trash cans out at 9
C Em
But the collection, it was over
Em D G
She said, "T.G.I.F."
C Em
Because she thought that it was Friday
Em D G
But there are still two days left
C Em
And Wednesday is a dry day

[Pre-Chorus]
Em Am D Am
This new life, it's confusing our brain
D Am
Our kids missed their online classes again
D Am
I've got a FaceTime, it's yesterday at 5
C Em Am G Am
Wait, that can't be right

[Chorus]
G Em D
I wanna know what day it is
Am Em D
I thought it was Thursday, yeah
G Em D
I wanna know what day it is
Am Em D D7 Em
'Cause they're all getting blurry

[Verse 2]
Em D G
She made a really yummy guac
C Em
'Cause Taco Tuesday is a better day
Em D G
So imagine Mommy's shock
C Em
When we told her it was Saturday
Em D G
We all dressed up really nice
C Em
For family pics on Easter Sunday
Em D G
But I think we may have disappointed Jesus Christ
C Em
Because we missed it and it's Monday

[Pre-Chorus]
Em Am D Am
It's my life, I don't know the day or the hour
D Am
I don't know when I last took a shower
D Am
I just worked a full day but my boss didn't call or write
C Em Am G Am
Wait, it's Sunday night? Aw, what a waste! Man!

[Chorus]
G Em D
I wanna know what day it is
Am Em D
I got this confusion - ugh
G Em D
I don't know what day it is
Am Em D
Because of all the seclusion
G Em D
I don't know what day it is
Am Em D
Maybe you could tell me

[Outro]
G Em D
I mean, I know you can't come over and physically tell me because
Am Em D
of the quarantine
G Em D
So maybe an idea is that you just, like, from across the street
Am Em D
You come over and yell it at me
G   Em   D   Am   Em   D