Im At Home Getting Hammered While Shes Out Getting Nailed

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[Verse 1]
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We started in the morning, carried well into
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the night..throwing dirty dishes with all our
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might.
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It's a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed.
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I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting
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nailed.

[Verse 2]
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Po-lice pulled into my trailer park, domestic violence
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cost somebody, after dark.
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Late night with her boss, says they're trying to make a sale.
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I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting
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nailed.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy-chair, watching
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Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman's hair.
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Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail..I'm at home
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getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
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She used to bring me beer and love all over me..right before
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I went on disability.
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My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick..she don't
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perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick..hey!!

[Interlude]
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[Outro]
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Well, the moral of this story is sad but true..I love to drink,
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and she loves to screw.
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Hobo's got a better life, out riding on the rails..
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I'm at home getting hammered while she?s out getting nailed.