Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day

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I've had an absolute cunt of a day
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Everything that could go, did go wrong
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so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day

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Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
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And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
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I've had an absolute cunt of a day
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and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
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skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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No hot water had to take a cold shower
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scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour
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then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels
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had an absolute cunt of a day
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pulling on me jeans and tripped
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busted me nose and split me fucking lip
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got me cock caught in me fucking zip
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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I've had an absolute cunt of a day
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Everything that could go, did go wrong
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so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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then driving me self to the docs
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packet of tissues wrapped around me cock
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not a good time to get stopped by the cops
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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the bastards didn't even let me explain
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just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail!
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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so your honor that's how it is that's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here,
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and you bastards laugh and ain't making it too easy
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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and i'm in too much fucking pain to plead
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and i don't give a fuck if you don't believe me
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just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please!
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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everything that could go did go wrong,
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so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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iv'e had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, iv'e had an absolute cunt of a days