Lions And Tigers And Bears

Tom : Ebm
  A#5  B   Bsus2  G#m  C#   A#5    B   G#m   C#
Woah oh oh oh oh

[Verse]
A#5 B
Confidently, I did the thing
G#m C#
A woman like me should never do
F#5 A#5 B
I stepped on a scale and thought "What the hell?"
G#m C#
Cause honey that scale was mighty rude

[Pre-Chorus]
A#m7 D#m7
So I've gained a little weight
A#m7 D#m7
Mama's hair's a little gray
A#m7 D#m7
And my strength just ain't the same
G#m7 Ddim
But believe me when I say

[Chorus]
F#/A# B G#m C#/F
I'd fight a bear underwater for my baby
F#/A# B G#m C#/F
Bring on a lion, I'm not frightened they can't take me
F#/A# B C# D#m7
I'd tear the stripes off any tiger you just call me and I swear
G#m7 B C# F#/A# B G#m C#
I'm right there and I'm not scared of lions and tigers and bears

[Interlude]
F#/A# B G#m C#
Whoa, oh, whoa

[Verse]
A#5
N.C. B
A wolf or a fox, please! A big jabberwocky
G#m C#
You just gotta knock on your mama's door
  F#5    A#5
B N.C.
I'll fight through the fire but if there's a spider - heh well honey
G#m C#
That's what your friends are for!

[Pre-Chorus]
A#m7 D#m7
I know sometimes we don't agree
A#m7 D#m7
But I'm always on your team
A#m7 D#m7
And if somebody's ever mean
A#m7 D#m7
If they try to take a swing
A#m7
N.C. D#m7
I'm gon' hit that gangster lean
A#m7 D#m7
Somebody hold my earrings
A#m7 D#m7
Let me get that Vaseline
G#m7 Ddim
Cause they gon' have to go through me

[Chorus]
F#/A# B G#m C#/F
I'd fight the real Loch Ness monster for my baby
F#/A# B G#m C#/F
I'd slay the dragon and I'll drag 'em cause I'm crazy huh!
F#/A# B C# D#m7
I'd scare the stripes off any calidah you call me and I swear
G#m7 B C# A# B G#m C#
I'm right there and I'm not scared of lions and tigers and bears
A#5 B G#m C# F#
Whoa, oh, whoa