mr mom 2

Tom : A
E A D
Lost my job, came home mad, got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad,
E A D
She said, I can go to work until you find another job,
E A D
I thought, I like the sound of that, watch TV and take long naps,
Bm A/C# D E
go from a hard working dad, to being Mister Mom, well

[Chorus]
A F#m D E
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
A F#m D E7
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
A F#m D E
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
  Bm            D
E A - F#m - D - E
Been crazy all day long, and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,

[Verse 2]
E A D
Football, soccer and ballet, squeeze in scouts and PTA, and there's,
E A D
That shoppin' list she left that's seven pages long,
E A D
How much smoke can one stove make, the kids won't eat my charcoal cake,
Bm A/C# D E
It's more than any man can take, being Mister Mom, well,

[Chorus]
A F#m D E
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
A F#m D E7
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
A F#m D E
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
Bm D E A
Been crazy all day long, and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,
A F#m D E (2x)

[Bridge]
Bm A
Before I fall into bed tonight, if the dog didn't eat the classifieds,
D E7
I'm gonna look just one more time,

[Chorus]
A F#m D E
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
A F#m D E7
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
A F#m D E
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
Bm F#m
Been crazy all day long, oh been crazy all day long,
D E A
and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,

[Ending]
A F#m D E
Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills, thought there was nothin' to it,
A F#m D E A
Baby now I know how you feel, what I don't know is how you do it,