never getting laid

Tom : Am
[Intro] F7M C7M E7 Am7 D7
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[Primeira Parte]
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We were so happy, why not mix it up?
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I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough
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No way to know just who you're thinking of
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I just wish you didn't have a mind

[Pré-refrão]
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(Ah) That could flip like a switch
C7M
Like a wandering drift
E7
To a neighboring bitch
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When just the other night you said you need me, what gives?
C7M
How did it come to this?
E7
Boy, I know where you live

[Refrão]
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Baby, I'm not angry
F#m7
Love you just the same
Bm7 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
C#m7
And all your days are sunny
F#m7
From your windowpane
Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
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And a forever of never getting laid

[Segunda Parte]
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I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
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Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
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Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
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And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)

[Pré-refrão]
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Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
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I was so confident (Confident)
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'Til the thought of it hit
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That any given night, you could be using your lips
C7M
On a girl with big tits
E7
Boy, I know where you live

[Refrão]
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Baby, I'm not angry
F#m7
Love you just the same (I love you just the same)
Bm7 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
C#m7
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane)
F#m7
From your windowpane
Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
A F#m7
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever)
Bm7
Mm-mm
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A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm)

[Final]
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At the end of the rainbow
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I hope you find
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A good whole lot of nothing
F#°
'Cause you're still inside
Dm7
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And abstinence is just a state of mind