Red Dwarf - Rimmer Munchkin Song

Tom: C
F C7

[Verse 1]
F C7
If you’re in trouble he will save the day
F
He’s brave and he’s fearless come what may
Gm C7
Without him the mission would go astray

[Chorus]
F Am G C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
F A Bb A
Without him life would be much grimmer
Dm G7
He’s handsome trim and no one slimmer
C7 F
He will never need a zimmer
F Am G C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
F A Bb A
More reliable than a garden trimmer
Dm G7
He’s never been mistaken for Yuel Brinner
C7 F
He’s not bald and his head doesn’t glimmer

[Verse 2]
F C7
Master of the wit and repartee
F
His command of space directives is uncanny
Gm C7
How come he’s such a genius don’t ask me ask

[Chorus]
F Am G C
He’s Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
F A Bb A
He’s also a fantastic swimmer
Dm G7
And if you play your cards right
C7 F
Then he just might come around for dinner