Story Of The Grandson Of Jesus

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Today is a good day to flex the muscles of the weary
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A miracle's a miracle even when it's ordinary
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We will walk on the water even though it seems scary
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If someone will show us the way

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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I shook hands with the man who honestly thinks he's
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The grandson of Jesus with a penchant for pinchies
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He served us communion of cola and twinkies
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Guess everyone has their own view

[Verse 3]
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He stood on his soap box and told us a parable
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Of a man with eyeglasses so small they're unwearable
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And the moral of the story is it all looks terrible
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Depending on what you look through, what you look through

[Interlude 2]
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[Verse 4]
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He said "do unto yourself as you do unto your neighbor
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It's not an eye for an eye, it's a favor for a favor
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And it's okay if this world had a billion saviors
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'Cause there's so many things to be saved

[Verse 5]
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Take my words with a boulder of salt
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Or blame it on your devil, always the scapegoats fault
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We all point fingers when it comes to a halt
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Can somebody show us the way, show us the way

[Outro]
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