World Of Warcraft Ruined My Life

Tom : F
F Dm
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
Bb F
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
F Dm
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
Bb C
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
F Dm
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
Bb
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
F Dm
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
Bb C
for the past eleven days

[Chorus]
F Dm
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Bb F
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
F Dm
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Bb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Bb F
I hate that stupid game

[Verse 2]
F Dm
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
Bb C
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
F Dm
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
Bb C
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
C F
With level 450 cooking
C Dm
and level 450 fishing
F Dm
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
Bb C
but you haven’t showered in a week
F Dm
you’ve been running around a made up town
Dm C
for at least a thousand days

[Chorus]
[Bridge]
F
What happened to you honey
Dm
you’ve hit a new low
F
all the gold you farm in your game
Dm
couldn’t buy me a rose
F
but baby I am telling you
Dm
I’ll quit after tonight
Bb
after tonight

[Chorus]