Wrong Hole (Buraco Errado)

Tom : G
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I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
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I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
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We go to her place and we fool around
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We throw all our clothes...to the ground
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We begin as she turns out the lights
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I start but feel something so very extra tight
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I hear your cry, and i see her frown
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I look at the condom, it is all brown
(chorus)

[Refrão]
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Last Night. oooo
G D
I stuck it in the wrong hole
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I'm so sorry, oooo
G D
from the bottom of my soul

[Próxima Parte]
Em
....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole
(ponte 2x) Em G D
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Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
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In my defense those holes are so close together
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Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
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it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style
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It was so dark I couldn't see so good
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I had no idea where i put my wood
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I want to make things better want to make things alright
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If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she
didn't)

[Refrão] (repetir)
[Próxima Parte]
(bridge)
Em
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
D
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting
Em
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
D
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Em
Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
D
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
Em
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
D
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)
(verse)
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I've got a confession, and I think you mind
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I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
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I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
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Can't we just try it again tonight....?
Alright!
(chorus)
F#m D
Every night oooo
A E
I stick it in the wrong hole
F#m D
It's so much fun,oooo
A E
and we don't need no birth control
F#m
When we stick it in the wrong hole.