A Dog From Hell And His Good Advice

Tom : Am
Cm
Welcome to Hell
Bb
Now buy me a drink
Fm
You better get comfortable
Cm
It's going to be a few days
Cm
First Jonah got swallowed
Bb
Then Jonah got spit
Fm
'Cause Jonah had an ego
Cm
Until Jonah took a dip
  Bb  Fm   G
(Silent)
But if you're gonna try go all the way
C
This could mean losing
Bd
Again and again
F
Wives and girlfriends
C
And sleeping on a park bench
C
Ridicule and mockery
Bd
Isolation is a gift
F C
All the others are a test of your endurance
G
And despite rejections
F F G
and the worst of odds
F F G
it will be better than
F F G
anything else (you can imagine)

[Refrão]
C G Am F
And the nights will flame with fire
C G Am F
Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it
C G Am F
Riding life straight to perfect laughter
Dm F
It's still the only good fight there is
F
Do it! Do it! Do it!

[Próxima Parte]
Dm G C
If you're gonna try go all the way.
C Bb
I suppose like others I've come through
F
fire and sword Head on crashes, drunk at sea, and love gone wrong
C
Some people never go crazy
Bd
What horrible lives they must lead
F C
There's boring damn people all over the Earth
G
Oh what a circus,
F F G
we're all gonna die
F F G
That alone should make us
F F G
love each other, But it don't.

[Refrão] (repetir)
[Próxima Parte]
Dm G C
If you're gonna try go all the way.

[Bridge 2x]
  Dm  F  Am   G   Dm   F   Am   G   Dm   F   Am   G   Dm   F   Am   G   Dm   F   Am   G
We're here to unlearn the teachings of the church and state.
Dm F G
We're here to drink beer, we're here to kill war
Dm F
We're here to laugh at the odds
Am G
And live our lives so well
Dm F G
that death will tremble to take us
G
Oh Tremble to take us
G
Oh tremble to take us
G
Oh tremble to take
C Bb
Things get bad for all of us almost constantly
F C
But what we do with that constant stress reveals who we are
C
Too often I hear people complain
Bb
They've done nothing with their lives
F C
And wait for someone to tell them it isn't so
G
To fight for each minute
F F G
is to fight for what's possible
F F G
So your life and your death
F F G
will not be like theirs
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

[Refrão] (repetir)
[Próxima Parte]
Dm F
It's still the only good fight there is
Dm G C Am
If you're gonna try go all the way
Dm G C G C
If you're gonna try go all the way