Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

Tom : D
D A G D
Anything you can do, I can do better.
D G A D
I can do anything better than you.
A D A D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can.
A G D
No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Verse 2]
D A G D
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
D G A D
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
A D A D
No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am.
A G D
No, you're not! Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

[Chorus 1]
F#m
I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Em
I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
E
I can live on bread and cheese.
A
And only on that? Yes. So can a rat!

[Verse 3]
D A G D
Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
D G A D
I can sing anything higher than you.
A D A D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.)
A G D
No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Verse 4]
D A G D
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
D G A D
I can buy anything cheaper than you.
A D A D
Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents!
A G D
No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Verse 5]
D A G D
Anything you can say, I can say softer.
D G A D
I can say anything softer than you.
A D A D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.)
A G D
No, you can't. Yes, I can. YES, I CAN!

[Chorus 2]
F#m
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
Em
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
E
I can open any safe.
A
Without bein' caught? Yes. That's what I thought.....you crook!

[Verse 6]
D A G D
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
D G A D
I can hold any note longer than you.
A D A D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.)
A G D
No, you can't. Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
D
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

[Verse 7]
D A G D
Anything you can wear, I can wear better.
D G A D
In what you wear I'd look better than you.
A D A D
In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat!
A G D
No, you can't! Yes, I can....Yes, I CAN!

[Verse 8]
D A G D
Anything you can say, I can say faster.
D G A D
I can say anything faster than you.
A D A D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus)
A G D
No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Chorus 3]
F#m
I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle.
Em
I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better!
E
I can do most anything!
A
Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I.

[Verse 9]
D A G D
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
D G A D
I can sing anything sweeter than you.
A D A D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.)
A
No, you can't, can't, can't
G
Yes, I can, can, can
A G D
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!