Beauty And The Beast - Me

[Verse 1]
E
You've been dreaming just one dream
E
Nearly all your life
A
Hoping, scheming, just one theme
A A#m7b5
Will you be a wife?
G#m F#m7 B G C#
Will you be some he-man's property?
F#m7 E/G# A Amaj7/B E
Good news, that he-man's me.
E A# B7

[Verse 2]
E
This equation: girl plus man
E
Doesn't help just you
A
On occasion women can
A A#m7b5
Have their uses too
G#m F#m7 B7 G C#
Mainly to extend the family tree
F#m7 E/G# A E/B F#m/B E
Pumpkin, extend with me
E   F/E   E   F/E   E

[Bridge]
G B7 E
We'll be raising sons galore (Inconceivable!)
G B7 E
Each built six-foot-four (Unbelievable!)
A C#7 F#m B7 E
Each one stuffed with every Gaston gene... (I'm not hearing this)
G B7 E
You'll be keeping house with pride (Just incredible!)
G B7 C#
Each day gratified (So unweddable!)
F#m7 C#7/G# F#m/A F#7/A# B
That you are part of this idyllic scene
B C/B A#/B B

[Instrumental]
E   A   F#7   G#m   F#m   Bm   C#   F#m7   E/G#   A   Amaj7/B   E   F/E   E   G   C7

[Verse 3]
F
I can see that we will share
F
All that love implies
A#
We shall be the perfect pair
A# Bdim7
Rather like my thighs
Am Gm7 C G# D
You are face to face with destiny...

[Outro]
Gm7 F/A A# F/C C
All roads lead to
C/A G/A C/A G/D D
The best things in life are
Gm7 F/A A# A#maj7/C Dm G7
All's well that ends with me
Gm7 F/A A# F/C C
Escape me, there's no way
C/A G/B C G/D D
Simple as do, re,
Gm7 F/A A# Dm/C C7
Belle, when you marry...
F F#/F
Me...!
F   G#/F   F   B7   C   F