Been A Month Since I Had A Man

Tom: C
C Bb G
Been a month since I had a man
C Bb
Been a month since we had that dance
G Gm
And you waved your flag at me
C
And I came running ha ha ha

[Chorus]
Bb G
Been a month since I had a man
C
Been a month since I had the sperm
Bb G
Taken out of my pants
F D
The laundry worked wonders
F G
The laundry is best for these things

[Verse 2]
C Bb G
Been a month since I had a man
C Bb
And somehow I give a damn
G Dm G
When I see you eyein' up other guys

[Refrain]
Dm
Well I talked to mother about it
Em
I can talk to mother
F
Well I talked to father about it
G
He says you're a whosit

[Verse 3]
C Bb G
Been a month since I had a man
C Bb G
Been a month since we did our dance
G
In my bedroom
F G Gm
And it's so cool without you

[Chorus]
C Bb G
Been a month since I had a man
C Bb G
'Twas the finest romance
C
With a man
Bb G
Been a month since I had a man
C Bb G
Been a month since I had a man

[Outro]
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