Dab On The Haters

Tom : A
A D
What's up, guys?
D E
This song goes out to anybody who's ever had a problem in their life
A F#m Bm E
Uh, yep, that's right, anybody who's had any kind of problem
E
This song is for you

[Verse 1]
A D
Every day goes in slow motion
D E A
Ever since you left I sit around like time is frozen, 'cause I ain't got you
F#m Bm E
I'm so full of emotion, these tears all on the floor like I'm swimming in the ocean
A
'Cause I ain't got you
D D
I know these past few months have been a trip (Like, ay)
E A
And I know I've been acting like a dick (Yuh, yuh)
F#m
But now I got a plan to get you back (Ay, ooh)
Bm E
A plan that I know you cannot resist, like

[Chorus]
A E D
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid, I know what to do, boy
Bm A
I go straight up to my haters and dab (That's right)
E D
When I got too much on my plate, I know what to do, boy
Bm A
I go straight up to my haters and dab

[Bridge]
E D
Huh, why didn't she like my dabbing? That always works!
Bm A
Oh, well, maybe I just have to dab harder next time, guys!
E D
"Wait, didn't people stop thinking dabbing was funny, like, two years ago,
Bm
when Hillary Clinton did it on Ellen?"
A
Haha, dude, shut the fuck up!

[Verse 2]
D
Goddamn, all I do is dab
D E A
If you got a problem I would gladly throw some hands to the side (Haha),
F#m Bm E
and let them glide (Haha), into the air (Haha), while I cry (Haha)
A
'Cause I miss you Ashley
D
Walked in on my girl with my best friend, Dab on 'em
D E A
My landlord telling me to pay my rent, Dab on 'em
F#m
Might go to jail for stabbing some dude's face, Dab on 'em
Bm E
My doctor says I'm paralyzed from the neck down and can't dab, Dab on 'em

[Chorus]
A E D
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid (Yuh, yuh), I know what to do, boy
Bm A
I go straight up to my haters and dab (Dab,Dab)
E D
When I got too much on my plate (Yuh), I know what to do, boy
Bm A
I go straight up to my haters and dab
A E D
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid (Whoo!), I know what to do, boy
Bm A
I go straight up to my haters and dab (That's right)
E D
When I got too much on my plate (Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab), I know what to do, boy
Bm A
I go straight up to my haters and dab