Eight Easy Steps

Tom : C#m
Ab7 : 464344
Gbm6/Ab:
xx1222
Db/F:
xx3121
Ab : 466544
Gb : 244322
Eb: (2x)
Abm7 : 464444
Db: (2x)

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
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How to defer to men in solveable predicaments
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How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
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How to have that not work and have them run away from you
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How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
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How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
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How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
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How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone

[Chorus]
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I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
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A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
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I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
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I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best

[Verse 2]
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How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
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How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite
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How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
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How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

[Chorus]
[Bridge]
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I've been doing research for years
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I've been practicing my ass off
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I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you
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Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you

[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
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How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
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How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
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How to numb a la holic to avoid going within
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How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

[Chorus]