How Not To Pick Up Girls On The Internet

Tom : G
C D
I could be all yours and you could be all mine
G Em
And we could go to sleep together tonight
C D
And you don't know me, and I don't know you
G Em
So I'll just slide in your DMs and ask you "what it do?"
C D
Yeah, you look so hot in your profile picture
G Em
Got me saying "I wish I could kiss her"
C D
Are you single? Your page doesn't say
G Em
So I'll just hit you up and hope that things might go my way

[Chorus]
C D
Oh, no
G Em
I swear I'm not a creep, though
C D
Oh, no
G Em
But I might creep a little

[Verse 2]
C D
I'll like all your posts, your shares, and your selfies
G Em
Just in hopes that you'll notice me
C D
On Instagram, I'll tell you you're sexy
G D
Or beautiful if I'm feeling classy
C D
Please don't think that you're my obsession
G Em
I'm just avoiding my severe depression
C D
Don't leave me on seen or I'll message again
G Em
Don't my dick pics make you wanna be my friend?

[Chorus]
C D
Oh, no (GROSS!)
G Em
I swear I'm not a creep, though
C D
Oh, no
G Em
I only creep a little
C D
Oh, no
G Em C D
I swear I'm not a creep-o
G Em C
But I might creep a little