If I Were A Liberal

Tom : C
C F C
If I was a liberal, I'd find a way somehow
C G
To make man think he created God and not the other way around
F
And what you see on TV will seem like the gospel truth
G C
And I'd make right look so wrong, I'd make wrong look so cool
F G F
Hey, anything to keep you on my level
C
If I was a liberal

[Verse 2]
C F C
And if I was a liberal, everyone would just see color
C G
And I'd take all religions and turn them against each other
F
I'd sit back and I'd love it, I'd watch you fuel the hate
G C
I'd light fires on the evening news and let you fan the flames
F G F
Hey, anything to keep you out of heaven

[Refrão]
C
If I was a liberal

[Chorus]
F G Am
And I'd just keep on doing what I'm doing
F G Am
What I'm doing sure is working out
F G Am
And if you don't believe me, I could prove it
F G
Hey, all you need to do is look around
Am G F
Yeah, I'd be thinking things just can't get better

[Próxima Parte]
F C
If I was a liberal

[Verse 3]
C F C
If I was a liberal, when all is said and done
C G
I'd be the coward that I am, and I'd tuck my tail and run
F
I'd hide out in the darkness I'm destined to regret
C G C
'Cause if I was Pelosi, hell, I'd be scared to death