If Only Alan Won The Pools

Tom : F
F Bb F
Alan, make a miracle, make a miracle come true
Bb F
In our damp living room,
Bb F
In the newsagents queue,
F Bb F
In spaces in small places I place all my trust in you.
Bb F
With my biro in your hand
Bb F
You are more than just a man
Gm Bb F
And you always grin that you might win and I bloody well hope so.
Gm
My life unfurls in the western world,
Bb F
I’ve nowhere else to go.
C Bb F
If Alan won the pools we’d take a trip to Florida,
C Bb F
And we would spend the money like it really had been earnt.
Bb F
Would Alan give me away,
Bb F
The stupid things that he says,
C Bb
He says “Judith, I do the coupon, just to get away from you,
  C           Bb            F            G            Bb
If I won the pools you’d be surprised what I would do….”