Kick My Ass

Tom: E
( E ) ( E )

[Verse]
E
Well I walked up to the bar, Laid down my Platinum Card
B7
And I order 50 longnecks for my new friends
B7
Well, the barmaid passed them out, and before we chugged them down
E A E
I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and then
E
This blonde slid up to me, and said, "that was awful sweet"
E7 A
Then I saw her boyfriend Wide as he was tall
A Am E
Well, he broke up our hug with a six-foot-five-inch shove
B7 E A E
And I found myself slammed up, against the wall

[Chorus]
A E
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
A B7
I'm just tryin' to have a little fun for all the ones who can't
A E C#7
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck to fast
A B7 E A E
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
E
Well, I've never been the kind to walk up and pick a fight
B7
I've always been the kind to get along
I throw parties all the time and they're always on my dime
E
We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn
E
Well my (E) style of stress relief sometimes, disturbs the peace
E7 A
The police show up, cut doughnuts in my yard
A Am E
And while the Zepplin's playin' loud they run off my party crowd
B7 E A E
They cuff my wrists and throw me down, so hard
Repeat Chorus
Steel Guitar Solo
Lead Guitar Solo
A E C#7
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck to fast
A B7 E A E
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
A B7 E A E
Why does everybody want to kick my ass