Kidnapper

Tom: E
E

[Verse 1]
E
Uh hey, you've got an unnerving face
E
Twitching eyes like Norman Bates
E
You got a cigarette eye on a mirror
N.C.
Farm boy brown gas station sweeper
A
You took that girl, you put the saddle on her
E
Just thirteen, she's her daddy's apple
F# G F# E
and she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)

[Verse 2]
E
Uh hey, your daddy's Whiskey Sam
E
He's got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland
E
Playing solitaire, your mother fidgets
N.C.
You wanna be rich but you won't dig ditches
A
She bitches like a brat, she got the money
E
People breaking their necks
E
and she thinks it's funny
F# G F# E
Where's your old man now? Nobody's home, uh huh (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)

[Bridge]
E D E
Kidnapper
E D E
Kidnapper
E D E
Kidnapper
E D E
Kidnapper
F# G F# E
Well, she don't, you're the kidnapper, uh huh!

[Verse 3]
E
Hey, they call you Skinny Jim
E
and nobody knows the boat you're in
E
They dipped your tail, when you were back in school
N.C.
Well, you're a real strange case, but your nobody's fool
A
So you took that girl and you put the saddle on her
E
Just thirteen, she's fresh out of diapers
F# G F#
and she don't know you're the kidnapper

[Instrumental]
E N.C. E E E
Uh huh! (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)
E E E E N.C.
A E

[Outro]
F# G F# E
She don't know you're the kidnapper. Uh huh! (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)
F# G F# E
Where's your old man now? Nobody's home uh-huh! (ty tyy-dy ty-ty-tyy-dy)
  F#       G
F# E N.C. E
Well, she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh! (ty tyy-dy aty)