Millionaire Blues

Tom : Bm
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[Verse]
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I woke up this morning, my Jacuzzi wouldn't work
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Then the butler quit on me, man, can you believe it? Jerk!
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Must've been my artistic temperament he couldn't take
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How come nobody wants to give me a break?

[Chorus]
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I got the blues right there, mean and low
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I'm as low as the heels of my alligator shoes
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You should know how it feels
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to have these millionaire blues
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Millionaire blues

[Verse]
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Well, I found one of my bathrooms and I made it to the sink
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I called one of my managers up and I poured myself a drink
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Oh, I swear I'd kill that little weasel if I could
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Checked myself in the mirror, my hair was looking good, but

[Chorus]
Em Bm
I had the blues right there, mean and mean and mean and low
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As low as the heels on my alligator shoes
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You should know how it feels to have these millionaire blues
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Millionaire blues
Get down!

[Solo]
(played over verse and chorus chords)
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[Verse]
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Well, so much for breakfast, I couldn't face lunch
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I thought I'd raise my spirits with a little champagne brunch
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I take the Lamborghini, the flunky parks the car
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Can you believe it, man, this other monkey won't let me in the bar!

[Chorus]
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I said, I said, 'Don't you know who I am, man?'
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And he says, 'No', no! Can you believe it?
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I'm as low as the heels of these alligator shoes
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You should know how it feels... to have these millionaire blues
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Millionaire blues... to have these millionaire blues
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Millionaire blues

[Outro]
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Bad, bad! ... That's bad! ... Yeah. So hard ... It's hard sometimes for a boy.
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Ah, I like that! ... That's good ... Get down! ... You're making a very big mistake, man
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Oh yeah ... You'll never work in this town again ... All right