Mozzarella Swastikas

Tom : C
C

[Verse 1]
C
In a land made of strings
G7
Where the hills are balls of twine and the doctor knits the sun
C
Down in a baseball diamond mine

[Verse 2]
C
And the mozzarella sweaters
G7
Get sewn to the tits where the lump behind the sheet
C
Is where the tumor took a shit

[Chorus]
F
And I'll be getting head
C
Under the rainbow
F
And I'll be getting head
C
Under the rainbow
F
And I'll be getting head
C Am F G
Under the raaa-inbo-oh-w

[Verse 3]
C
Well we came upon a cracker
G7
And we all came on this cracker and the last one had to eat it
C
And she did

[Verse 4]
C
But she threw it up like a whore
G7
And the sunshine stabbed right through her like a whore on a skewer
C
In the wind

[Chorus]
[Verse 5]
C
Now the king was reading comics
G7
When he stepped into some vomit and he screamed like forty wolves
C
Being burned alive

[Verse 6]
C
And I rode my dolpin Adam
G7
And he fed my dolphin stars, he fed my dolphin stars
C
Like you'd put gasoline in cars

[Chorus]
F
Papa was smart
C
But mama said I wasn't
F
Now I've got a million dollars
C
But who doesn't?
F
Gonna go to the graveyard
C
To get some beggin' done
C Am
Gonna dig up megan
F G C
And cut out my son