Negative Nancy

Tom : Am
album version - WHATEVER

[INTRO]
Am   G   Am   F   E   C   G   Am   G   Am   G   Am   F   E   C

[VERSE 1]
Am
I won't tell you how it is, she won't tell you how it goes
Am
I will bring you up to tears, she won't hit you with the blows
Am
Life is better now this way, truth by night, life by the day
G F
Hello modern superman, I got millions of your fans
Am
No one tells me how to live, I got places now to be
Am
Secret service of a man, take no prisoners you see
Am
Jumping straight right into crowds, telling people how to be
G F
Holding nothing little back from the big black cherry tree
G F G
Yeah hey, yeah ohh, yeah hey

[CHORUS]
Am G F E
Friends all call me negative
Am G F E
Maybe I'm a pessimist
Am G F E
'Cause of you I'm always late
F G
Gonna miss my nail appointment
Am G F E
Daddy called me Nancy boy
Am G F E
Never let me play with toys
Am G F E
'Cause of him I'm always late
F Am
Gonna miss my hair appointment

[VERSE 2]
Am
She will tell you where to go, looking straight right through the lie
Am
She will fall into the trap, taking shots with all the guys
Am
Screaming hard, her tongue it stings, waiting for her phone to ring
G F
Positive all days are ruined, stealing tracks to weave and glue-in
Am
Everyone around her sucks, table top for just two bucks
Am
Washing through the ugly stains, wishing that her trick would stay
Am
Falling into all the crowds, hearing everything they say
G F
Zipping up, her mouth is shut, feeling like the end of days
G F G
Yeah yeah, yeah hey, yeah hey

[CHORUS]
Am G F E
Friends all call me negative
Am G F E
Maybe I'm a pessimist

[BRIDGE]
Am G G E
Everything's because of you
Am G E
Thanks I'm late because
Am G G E
All my problems came from you
Am G E
Thanks I'm late because
Am G G E
My hair's shit because of you
Am G E
Thanks I'm late because
Am G G E
My nail's shit because of you
Am G E
Thanks I'm late because

[INSTRUMENTAL]
  Am  G   F    A   Asus4  Am  F   Dm   A  Asus4  Am   C    D   Dm   G   Am    C
Yeah yeah, yeah hey, yeah

[CHORUS]
Am G F E
Friends all call me negative
Am G F E
Maybe I'm a pessimist

[Próxima Parte]
Am G F C
Gonna miss my hair appointment