No Legs

Tom : Bm
F# : 244322
Bm: (2x)
E : 022100
Capo 1
All chords and fingerings relative to capo
intro and verses:
There's no wrong way to f*ck a girl with no legs
Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away
There's no wrong way to f*ck a bitch with no faith
Now you'll never be sad again
F#
Loving you are the two best things
Bm
in a world that's skipping town
E
Reaching blind into the deepest mouth
F#
in the brownest place around
(back to verse)
There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips
So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite
Genital outlaws in a positive way
And an everything bagel too
F#
Getting strangled by the junkie priest
Bm
as the boys get stoned in school
E
there's a knock at your door and your parents come in
F#
they thought you were a different girl
(back to verse)
So if you're alone when your parents aren't home
And no one can see your incestous tree
No need to contain what the sparrows can say
Now you'll never be sad again