Straight Hey Bitch

Tom : Db
Ebm C#
There is a boy in a band
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who is friends with my ex-boyfriends
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high school friend, Christian
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A very nice gentleman.
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He seems to know me
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but I can't remember him
Fm
good god forgive me,
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I'm out of my element
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And I can't seem to them all straight
C# Ab
I've forgotten which people I like
Eb
and which people I hate and I'm waiting
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for someone to shake me and say:
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Hey bitch, your wish is my command.
Fm C#
Just smile and nod we'll under
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Standing infront of the sink
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I believe I've been tricked
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into thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous.
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No use expecting the worst
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let the thing run its course
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and in time you'll look back thinking
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God, how hilarious!
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And I can't seem to keep them all straight.
C# Ab
I've forgotten which ones I should skip
Eb
and which ones I should take and I'm waiting
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for someone to shake me and say:
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Hey bitch! Don't quit
Fm
You're almost there.
C# F#
Dont give up now make friends instead
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of going out go home instead of going down
Fm
go back to bed
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There is a man on the phone
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Who's convinced I'm alone
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And I try to convince the poor guy
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that it's way too late.
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He seems to like me
C# Fm
but I can't relate I would like to get closer
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But Christ all the time it takes.
C# Fm
And I can't seem to keep myself straight
C# Ab
I've forgotten which feelings to show
Eb
and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting
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for someone to shake me and say:
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HEY BITCH! Nice tits!
Fm
You're broke but then
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you're rich in love.
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You're great in bed!
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You'll see the world
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You'll knock 'em dead.
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And all the thick books that you've read
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will count for nothing in the end.