When You Stretch The Truth For A Song

Tom : Em
G Dm C
Daniel can't find his money
Cm C
He don't know where it is
G Bm
I think it's a little bit funny
C
Just how sad of a life
Cm
This poor boy lives
G
He is lost
Bm
And he's afraid
No, I'm not
C
He's never felt so alone
Cm
In this whirlwind he calls home
I need my wallet, please
G
His rage is burning brightly
Bm
It's buried deep within
C
His flesh is barely human
Cm
It's a cybertronic skin
What?
Em
Rippling robot muscles
D
Could take down dinosaurs
C
But speaking of extenction
A
Here comes a meteor
Oh, wow
G
With jetpack cyborg boosters
B
He flies across the sea
C
He launches high into the sky
Cm
To save both you and me
Dude-
Em
The meteor aproaches
D
The asteroid is here
C
The people of earth tremble
A
They cower in their fear
G
But cyborg Daniel races
Bm
He laughs in danger's face (ha ha!)
C
As mother nature's biggest threat
Cm
Is hurled from outer space
Em
The meteor then shapeshifts
D
Into a cosmic hurdle
C
An adolescent, omnipresent
D A
Mutant Chaos turtle
(You know what I'm saying?
No, I don't.)
G
And now our Mecha-Daniel
Bm
Takes on this mega beast
C
He slices him and dices him
Cm
And makes a turtle feast (Yum)
Em
The creature shrieks in horror
D
Yet.. doesn't make a sound
C
For if you know astronomy
Cm
No soundwaves can be found
(Space is a vacuum)
G
And Sexy Robot Daniel™
Bm
He lands on earth once more
C
His motherland protected
Cm
Now stronger than before
Em
The people all adore him
D
They worship this machine
C
The pope blessed him, Anointed...
G C G
He's been knighted by the queen...
Wow. That was a good sta-
G
Turns out the queen's an alien (Oh my god.)
Bm
And she has laser eyes
C
She tricked the whole entire world
Cm
In wrinkly disguise