Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin
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Tom : Em
Intro: (Barre) Em Dm (power chord) C G
G C G
(Done quickly)
I used to be a dead guy
G C G
(done quickly
Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi
Em D
And I've got lots of news for you
Em D C
And I've got a long list of things to do
G C G
(Done quickly)
I used to dwell on the present
G C G
(Done quickly)
I used to be so Hesitant
Em D
But now I've got my whole life to live
Em D Am Cm
(staccato)
And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate
G C G
It's like the Gift of the Magi
G C G
It's like the Gift of the Magi 2!
Em D
You sold your soul to buy some tits
Em D
I sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick
G C G
We've gotta get him in the van
G C G
What if he resists?
Em D
Kick him in the back of the fuckin' head
Em D
Put him in the back of the fuckin' Vayayayan
G C G
It's a miracle of science,
G C G
This portrayal of violence
Em D
It lives inside us all
Em D
it lives inside our hearts
Am Cm
(staccato)
Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm
Play into
Who can we blame?
G C G
The husband divorced his wife
G C G
after she cut her hair
Em D
because she was way less fuckable
Em D
And that's just unforgiveable
G C G
Moved into a condo
G C G
and hung out by the POOOL
Em D
He never wore a bathing suit
Em D
Because he wanted scope out the talent
G C G
If god doesn't like ugly
G C G
He does't like anybody
Em D
Fuck god anyway
Em D
He's osbsolete
Am Cm
(staccato)
My god thinks my jokes are funny
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