Phone Wallet Keys

Tom : G
Em 022000
Am
x02210
G6 3x0430
G6/F# 2x0430

[Intro]
Em Am G6
Yeah, yeah, yeah
G6/F#
Here we go again
Em Am
Come on

[Verse 1]
G6 G6/F# Em
I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys
Am
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
G6 G6/F#
Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys
Em
Got my credit cards in my wallet
Am
Got my phone you can call it
G6
Master lock on my front door
G6/F#
That's what my motherfuckin' keys are for
Em Am
My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys
G6 G6/F#
Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys

[Verse 2]
Em Am
If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
G6 G6/F#
If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
Em
If I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)
Am
If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'
G6
If I'm at that daddy daughter dance
G6/F#
My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants
Em Am
I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies
G6 G6/F#
And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys
Em
I rode on up to the airport
Am
Lady asked for my passport
G6
N.C.
Fuck, okay

[Verse 3]
Em
Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys
Am
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
G6
Now I need four things, bitch please
G6/F#
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
Em Am
I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta
G6 G6/F#
The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her
Em
We went up 30 thousand feet
Am
I reclined my fuckin' seat
G6
'Bout to watch a movie, stop
G6/F#
I forgot my laptop
N.C.
Motherfucker, damnit

[Verse 4]
Em
Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
Am
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
G6
Too much shit that's five fuckin' things
G6/F#
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
Em Am
I'm swingin' my shit all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
G6 G6/F#
I'm caryin' so much shit I got a hernia, a hernia
Em
No place to put it, what should I do?
Am
Probably should take my iPad too
G6
What the fuck else did I forget?
N.C.
(Sandman you need tons of shit)

[Bridge]
Em
My tick tacs, my back pack
Am
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
G6
My sun glasses, my hairspray
G6/F#
My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)
Em
My notebook, my GoPro
Am
My vape pen, my crossbow
G6
My toothpick, my pocketknife
G6/F#
Oh fuck, I forgot my wife

[Chorus]
Em
(Phone, wallet, keys) God damn
Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)
G6
It used to be so easy
G6/F#
With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy
Em
Shit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah
Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)
G6
It used to be a breezy
G6/F#
With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy

[Verse 5]
Em Am
My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin'
G6 G6/F#
Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin'
Em Am
I'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and found
G6 G6/F#
You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my fuckin' phone
Em
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
Am
(Phone, phone, phone)
G6 G6/F#
Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone
Em
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
Am
(Phone, phone, phone)
G6 G6/F#
Yeah, I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet