The Christmas Song

Tom : G
G (32003x)

[Verse]
G D9
So many presents, so little time
G E9
Santa won't be coming
F9 D9
By my house this year
G E9
'Cause I tried to drown my sister
F9 D9
And I pierced my ear
G E9 F9
Oh mama made it perfectly clear
D9 G E9
Santa don't like bad boys
D9
Especially Jewish ones

[Verse]
G E9
Gnip Gnop and LEGO blocks
F9 D9
Are what I desire
G E9
So, why'd I have to set
F9 D9
The pizza guy's hair on fire
G E9 F9
I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
D9 G E9
So, no toys for me
D9
I don't deserve 'em

[Bridge]
Cmaj7
I couldn't wait for a big wheel
D
As the holiday neared
Em D
But then I told my grandma
C
That she had a beard

[Verse]
G E9
Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots
F9 D9
Is what I was hopin' for
G E9
But then I made a death threat
F9 D9
To Vice President Gore
G E9 F9
Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
D9 G E9
'Cause he's a big fat whore
D9
What made me say that!?

[Bridge]
Cmaj7
Chutes and Ladders
D
Would be so good indeed
Em D
So why'd I have to sell
C
That cop a bag of weed
Cmaj7
So Santa please give me
D
My Easy Bake Oven
Em D
I swear I thought Billy goats
C
Were made for lovin'

[Verse]
G
So Santa won't you
E9 F9 D9
Accept my apolo - gies
G E9
Santa can't you see
F9 D9
I'm beggin' you please
G E9
Oh Santa, next year
F9
I'll do you right
D9
Live from New York
G
It's Saturday Night