Happy Hanukkah

Tom : A
off the album 'WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?'
Tabbed by Samy Arbid (*)
Chords: A x02220 - D xx0232 - E 022100
Little thing says:
This is a song, that uh, there's alot of Christmas songs out there, but not too
many about Hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids
who don't get to hear any Hanukkah songs. Here we go...

[Intro]
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Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah
It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,
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Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town with out a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:
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David Lee Roth lights the me norrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli,
Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.
(pause for giggle)
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Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,
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Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew!
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Chorus:
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You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!
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Interlude:
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Put on your yalmulka, it's time for Hanukkah,
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah.
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O.J. Simpson--not a Jew!
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But guess who is...Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--(he converted!)
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We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges.
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So many Jews are in show biz--
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.
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Outro:
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Tell your friend Veronica, it's time you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.
If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah.
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