
Lunchlady Land
Adam Sandler
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Tom : A
Asus2
Woke up in the morning.
D
Put on my new plastic glove.
Asus2
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
D
With a little slice of love
Asus2 D
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
E
Just know everything's doing fine
D
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
Asus2 D Asus2
Well, I wear this net on my head
D
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
Asus2
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
D
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
Asus2
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
D
But there's no reason to shout.
E
Everybody gets enough food
D
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
Asus2 A7 D
Well, yesterday's meatloaf
A
Is today's sloppy joes
D
And my breath reaks of tuna
A
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.
Asus2
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
D
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Asus2
Mountains built of shepherds pie
D
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
Asus2
But don't forget to return your trays
D
And try to ignore my gum disease
E Asus2
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land (ohhhhh ohhhh)
Asus2
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
D
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
D
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Asus2
Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders
D
Navy beans, navy beans
D
Meatloaf sandwich
[Trecho 2x 2x]
Asus2
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
D
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Asus2
Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
D
All the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me
Asus2
It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold
D
I said I got the spatula just do what you're told
Asus2
Then the liver and onions started joining the fight
D
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might
Asus2
And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
D
"It's called revenge Lunchlady" said the garlic bread
Asus2
I said what did I do to make you all so mad
D
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
Asus2
Then the green beans said you better run and hide
D
But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side
Asus2
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha
D
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya
Asus2
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
D
You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole
Asus2
Now all the angry foods just leave me alone
D
And we all live together in a happy home
Thanks to
Asus2
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
D
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
E
Well me and sloppy joe got married
D
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
A
Down in Lunchlady Land
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