Numbers

Tom : C#m
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Add the bass y'all
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Add the trumpet y'all
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[Verse 1]
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Well I'm a five on a good day six
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I got plenty of things I need to fix
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A bigger chest and dimples in my face
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With those I could be pushin' seven or eight
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Guitar in hand add a point to my score
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No car slide me down to a four
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Six feet with a pair of blue eyes
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Brings me back up to a five

[Chorus]
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Greater than less than equal to
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We're making this way to mathematical
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The value of personality seems to be dead
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All walkin' around with numbered halo's on our heads,

[Verse 2]
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Well threes want fours and fours want fives
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Eights think nines have much better lives
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And it's a reasonable question to ask
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I guess it's all how ya doing the math
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And I can sit and I can lie to you
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And say this somethin' that I don't do
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But I'm another number crunchin' fool
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Who's calculators' way overused

[Chorus]
[Bridge]
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And I'm thinking
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Just one time I wish I could have a nine
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She'd be hot and she'd be mine just one time
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But for every nine there's a two
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Starting back at you
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Wishing you would do what you wanted the nine to
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Heeey heeeeyyy
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Noooo noooo

[Verse 3]
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90% of the mental judicial system
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Is based solely on superficial intuition
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To me that seems a bit strange
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Only talk to people who we think we might be kissin'
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That's a lot of ideas to be dismissing
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We leave it to humans to choose the criteria we can't change
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It doesn't make sense, no doesn't make sense, doesn't make sense
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For the numbers to be where we are concentrating
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In my minor sense I condense in my minor sense
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Asymetrical interactions simply evaporating

[Outro]
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I'm a five on a good day six
G#m7
Got plenty of things need to fix
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I need a formula or some sort of plan
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To try to focus on the soda not the can
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Doo Oooohhhh
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